buy me Lindor truffles,we'll be straight.

(clear throat) Je veux être aimée par vout.

June 20, 2013 5:29 am 5:27 am 5:18 am 5:16 am

(Source: , via beautilation)

5:13 am 5:13 am

i-do-even-lift:

brittanakissed:

i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive

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(Source: bicorn, via dreamscastingaway)

5:12 am

staticpoison:

thefutureoffalloutboystartsnow:

some fall out boy lyrics are really relatable and easy to understand and other fall out boy lyrics are like “tempest in a teacup get unique peroxide princess shine like shark teeth”

it took me like 10 minutes to realize those were real actual fob lyrics that exist.

(via nigga-hyper)

5:11 am

psyducker:

*standing at the wedding alter*

spouse: i do

me: same

(via nigga-hyper)

5:10 am

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

(via nigga-hyper)

5:09 am